may recoup their pride
by accepting this offer.
Special For Celebrities:
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
The Dixie Chicks
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger (Oops! He couldn't wait.)
et al
Join your friends for the
sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation"
which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt
at no extra charge
to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,
Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay . . .
at least four more years
Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control
you may not bring any weapons.
Staffing your voyage is
Bill Clinton
captain
Al Gore
cruise director
Monica Lewinsky
recreation director
Ted Kennedy
lifeguard/emergency procedures director
Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator
If you have any questions
about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children
while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money
and your furnishings
until you return.
Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!
