Let's see now:

No Beer

No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No Internet.

No Baseball

No Football

No Basketball

No Hockey

No Golf

Soccer only and all the time

No tailgate parties.

No tailgates on camels

No Hooters.

No Pork BBQ.

No hot dogs.

No Burgers

No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

Rags for clothes and hats.

No music.

No radio.

You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

..... No mystery here